Border Stories Lover Pillows

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Now Entering China

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Walls protecting the USA.

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Walls-R-Us

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

A tree falls towards a house

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

Large dog going through customs

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.

The US has many problems.

So Much For Reform

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

'MEXICO!'

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

Borders

Asylum Seekers.

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."

The Death Train