"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."
Border Stories Lover Gifts
If border stories captivate your imagination, our collection offers witty and heartfelt products designed for aficionados like you. Whether you're looking to add a touch of humor to your space or find a unique gift, explore our range of items featuring creative designs inspired by border stories. These thoughtfully crafted products bring your passion for border tales to life in everyday items, making them ideal for personal use or sharing your love with fellow enthusiasts.
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!
"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."
Picasso in El Paso.
Relaxation of the visa regime.
Fortress America
Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
Now Entering China
Man trips over a border.
Not a Cage/Not a Citizen
Irish Border
Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
Walls protecting the USA.
"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."
Walls-R-Us
"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"
A tree falls towards a house
'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'
Large dog going through customs
Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.
The US has many problems.
So Much For Reform
US unemployed sneak into Mexico.
Problems at British customs
'MEXICO!'
'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'
Borders
Asylum Seekers.
"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."
The Death Train
Border Stories Lover Gifts Collection
Border Stories Lover Mugs
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Border Stories Lover Pillows
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Border Stories Lover Prints
Enhance your home decor with border stories-inspired prints—explore our artistic collection and bring storytelling to your walls.
Border Stories Lover T-Shirts
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