Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.
Border Backstory Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who loves exploring narratives and weaving intricate backstories? Our collection offers witty and creative products that speak to the connoisseur of storytelling, perfect for fans of deep lore and character histories. From mugs to prints, find something that captures their love for narrative intricacies and adds a humorous or inspiring touch to their space.
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
Holy Guacamole.
"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."
"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."
"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!
US Asylum
"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."
The wall of the dead.
Picasso in El Paso.
Relaxation of the visa regime.
Fortress America
Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
Man trips over a border.
Not a Cage/Not a Citizen
Border Tunnel
'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'
Walls protecting the USA.
Irish Border
"You DO want protection, don't you?"
Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire
"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
So Much For Reform
Army of the Frontier stands firm against Indian Outbreaks despite Retrenchement and Red-Tape
"Look at the, Smokey, a low down lily-livered sodbuster!"
The US has many problems.
US unemployed sneak into Mexico.
'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'
'MEXICO!'
Borders
Problems at British customs
"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."
Asylum Seekers.
Border Backstory Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Border Backstory Connoisseur Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for unique designs celebrating storytelling, perfect for the border backstory connoisseur who loves a good narrative over coffee.
Border Backstory Connoisseur Pillows
Check out our pillows collection to find cozy, story-inspired designs that appeal to those passionate about crafting and exploring detailed backstories.
Border Backstory Connoisseur Prints
Discover artistic prints that capture the essence of storytelling, ideal for the connoisseur who appreciates visual narratives and character histories.
Border Backstory Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt range for witty designs and clever references tailored for the connoisseur of story lore and character backstories.