Border Backstory Connoisseur Mugs

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Holy Guacamole.

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

US Asylum

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

The wall of the dead.

Picasso in El Paso.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Border Tunnel

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

So Much For Reform

Army of the Frontier stands firm against Indian Outbreaks despite Retrenchement and Red-Tape

"Look at the, Smokey, a low down lily-livered sodbuster!"

The US has many problems.

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

'MEXICO!'

Borders

Problems at British customs

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."

Asylum Seekers.