Border Storyteller Mugs

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Hard Border

Robert Johnson

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"The signal must be stuck."

Ill eagle problem.

Man trips over a border.

Walls protecting the USA.

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Irish Border

Historically Significant Fibs

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

So Much For Reform

Large dog going through customs

The US has many problems.

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."

The Commander-in-Chief Takes Charge of the Border Wall

'MEXICO!'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

Borders

Asylum Seekers.

The Death Train

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."