Border Narrative Enthusiast Pillows

The US has many problems.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Hard Border

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The wall of the dead.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Border Tunnel

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

Large dog going through customs

So Much For Reform

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

'MEXICO!'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

Borders

"You still mad about that wall he's gonna build?"

True Twit

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."

Asylum Seekers.

The Death Train

Chinese MMA fighters by Indian border

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."