Border Story Fan Pillows

'MEXICO!'

"Meet the author"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The wall of the dead.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Border Tunnel

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

Man-and-dog mugging team.

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

The US has many problems.

So Much For Reform

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

Borders

"You still mad about that wall he's gonna build?"

True Twit

Asylum Seekers.

The Death Train

Chinese MMA fighters by Indian border

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."