Border Analyst T-Shirts

Denmark

UK border controls relaxed.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Trump to Build Wall

Frontex

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Not So Into This One

Massive ICE raids announced

Plane Migration.

Division: US-Meixco Border Wall . . . Division - Americans on immigration issues.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Land's End

"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"There - now we're safe and prosperous."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Man trips over a border.

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

"Well, it's better than nothing."

Migrants Welcome!

"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!"

ICE Taking DNA Samples

'One thing that came from passing the government sponsored health care reform was the immediate decrease in immigration.'

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'

Trump's Wall