Border Enthusiast T-Shirts

Irish Border

Walls protecting the USA.

Borders

Problems at British customs

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Man trips over a border.

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Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

US Asylum

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

The wall of the dead.

Land's End

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Fortress America

Border Tunnel

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

The US has many problems.

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

So Much For Reform

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

'MEXICO!'

Asylum Seekers.

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."

"You still mad about that wall he's gonna build?"