Border Wall Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

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Brickie's Mate

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"Here's the weak point."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Build the Wall Back Better

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

The wall of the dead.

US Asylum

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

Fortress America

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

Man trips over a border.

Walnut/Wall Nut - $5.7 billion

Border Tunnel

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Irish Border

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

"It's not much of a view if you don't like bricks."

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

The US has many problems.

We Need a Wall to Protect the Troops We Need Because There's Not a Wall