Observer Of Chaos Gifts

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

A catch-all is born.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Bizarre sights.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!