Observer Of Chaos Gifts

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

A catch-all is born.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bizarre sights.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'