Capitol Chaos Observer Gifts

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

That's What Happens

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Aleppo & the World

North Korea

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"He's into binge fetching."

"Recalculating!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Minimalism exhibition...

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

Genocide in Gaza

Self - toppling

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Euro-Meltdown

For Kamala Harris, It Looks like It's Pretty Much the End of the Campaign

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

Israel's next move?

Meddling in Iraq

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"I'm going to ride it out."

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

Latter-day saints