Capitol Chaos Observer Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the Capitol Chaos Observer in your life? Our collection highlights the humor and insight of those who thrive in, or simply watch, the energetic chaos of Capitol activities. Ideal for political enthusiasts, creatives, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of chaotic charm, these products are designed to bring a smile while celebrating the unpredictable world of Capitol happenings.

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"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense." mockup

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring." mockup

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today." mockup

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

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"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised." mockup

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

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'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!' mockup

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

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'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.' mockup

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

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'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...' mockup

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

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North Korea

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'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.' mockup

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

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Aleppo & the World

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"He's into binge fetching."

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'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!' mockup

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

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"Recalculating!"

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'Let's arbitrate.'

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Self - toppling

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Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!! mockup

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

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Genocide in Gaza

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Minimalism exhibition...

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'What was all that yelling outside?' mockup

'What was all that yelling outside?'

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Euro-Meltdown

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"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?" mockup

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

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'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.' mockup

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

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Israel's next move?

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"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!" mockup

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

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'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!' mockup

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

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'Don't I have enough on my plate?' mockup

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

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"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser." mockup

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

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"I'm going to ride it out."

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"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?" mockup

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

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Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.' mockup

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

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Major Indicators

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Capitol Chaos Observer Gifts Collection

Capitol Chaos Observer Mugs

Discover more fun and witty mugs perfect for Capitol Chaos Observers — brighten their mornings with our unique designs.

Capitol Chaos Observer Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows featuring the lively chaos of Capitol life — perfect for brightening their favorite spaces.

Capitol Chaos Observer Prints

Find striking prints that capture the energetic essence of Capitol chaos—ideal for decorating their space with witty art.

Capitol Chaos Observer T-Shirts

Browse our collection of cheeky t-shirts for Capitol Chaos Observers and let them wear their lively spirit with pride.