'Now, where were we?...'
Capitol Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Capitol observer? Our collection features clever, humorous items that capture their fascination with politics. From witty mugs to fun prints, these products are designed to delight anyone who enjoys keeping a watchful eye on government affairs. Elevate their space or daily routine with gifts that nod to their keen political insights and love for the Capitol. Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, find the perfect humorous token that shows you understand their passion for politics.
"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."
State Budget.
What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?
Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.
Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan
Beware of the Legislation
Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble
"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."
'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"
'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'
"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."
"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."
North Korea
"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'
Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.
'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'
"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"
'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'
Tony Blair
"Recalculating!"
Nicolas Maduro
Austerity Egg Hunt.
Boris Johnson and the Truth
'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.
Peace at last !
911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?
Capitol Observer Gifts Collection
Capitol Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of witty Capitol observer mugs and find the perfect way for them to enjoy their coffee while staying politically engaged.
Capitol Observer Pillows
Add humor and personality to their home with pillows featuring political themes — perfect for any Capitol enthusiast.
Capitol Observer Prints
Find vibrant, humorous prints that capture the spirit of political observation and decor for your Capitol lover.
Capitol Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the political passion of your Capitol observer — humorous, clever, and designed for those who follow the happenings in government.