Washington Observer Gifts

Terrorist Warning System Upgrade.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Fear of news.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Domestic Spying Drones

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

House vs. Senate

The world of surveillance.

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'

"Recalculating!"

Boris Johnson and the Truth

The Motherhood

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Man Wrapped In Film

'Firing workers is a craft, exploiting and bullying them is an art.'