News Observer Gifts

What´s smoking Maduro?

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Fear of news.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

State Budget.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'Live together in peace!'

Bat

Middleast Peace

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."