House vs. Senate
Washington Watcher Gifts
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"Wow, by the time the Secret Service caught him, the intruder had made it over the fence, past the North Portico, through the East Room and onto the short list for the next Attorney General."
Sen. Dianne Feinstein
"You just missed the Senator!"
'He was first elected as a hawk, but now he's just another hog.'
Major Indicators
'He was first elected as a hawk, but now he's just another hog.'
'This is fun! We oughta do this every month!'
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"
"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."
Netanyahu Comes to Washington
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'
"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"
"Beware of Don"
Jumping Wall Street.
'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'
'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'
Shares Nosedive
US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
The End of Trump?
Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.
'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'
'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
Insecurity hits Wall Street
'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'
Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist
Spare a few billion
"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."
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