Westminster Watcher Gifts

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Einsteiners.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Monica Seles

Bird Torture.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Novak Djokovic

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

A king and his paperwork.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"Beware of Don"

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Standard And P****d.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Travel looks strong!

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'