Westminster Wanderer Gifts

Bufton Tufton Street SW1

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Hildegard von Bingen

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"My kid could do that."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Who are you?

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Owl Through Time

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."