Westminster Wanderer Pillows

Bufton Tufton Street SW1

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Hildegard von Bingen

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"My kid could do that."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Who are you?

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Cavemen Exhibit

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Owl Through Time