Washington Wanderer Gifts

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

"Daddy just got sick of money for money's sake, so here we are in Washington."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

You Are Here

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I brought cocoa."