Ward Wanderer Gifts

'Now I don't want you wandering over to the woman's ward.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You lifted your head.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sparkling Water

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Couple of Pikeys.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"The new house is almost ready!"

Coronavirus world

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."