Ward Wanderer Mugs

'Now I don't want you wandering over to the woman's ward.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You lifted your head.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Couple of Pikeys.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I brought cocoa."

Coronavirus world

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."