West End Wanderer Mugs

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Culture Saturday

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Not So Wild West

"It looks brighter over there!"

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'We had to donwsize.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Let's scoot."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

California Beverages Map

Take a hike.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tonto Casino.