West Coast Wanderers Mugs

"Apparently it's a Californian Guilt Transmitter."

'Not that net!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

California Beverages Map

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Tonto Casino.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Nannies Of The Old West

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

el doctor

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."