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Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Culture Saturday

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

The Not So Wild West

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'We had to donwsize.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Take a hike.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

California Beverages Map

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Tonto Casino.

...Shares can go up as well as down.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."