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'We had to donwsize.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Mikado

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I know your mother."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"