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Restoration Comedy - Closed for Re-Building

"I see that under the section 'Reason for Loan Application', you've put – 'a couple of London Theatre tickets'..."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"We won!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Not now, Oliver."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Scuba cow"

Old rocker.

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."