West End Aficionado Pillows

Restoration Comedy - Closed for Re-Building

"I see that under the section 'Reason for Loan Application', you've put – 'a couple of London Theatre tickets'..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"We won!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Old rocker.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Bob's Driving School.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'