East End Aficionado Pillows

Taste of the east (London).

"We won!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Bedtime story.

'We had to donwsize.'

Essex computer.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I have dusk free."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

New York Cab

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Virginia Woolf.

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

Restoration Comedy - Closed for Re-Building

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

Stoop Fan

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"