Eastenders Aficionado Pillows

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Essex computer.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

King Richard I

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Taste of the east (London).

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

French Street.

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

Yum Yum

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I have dusk free."

Tower Bridge

"I hate recalls."