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"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Essex computer.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

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"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Beefeater

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

King Richard I

French Street.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

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Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Taste of the east (London).

'The London drive-thru experience.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

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"I hate recalls."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Tower Bridge