East End Aficionado T-Shirts

Taste of the east (London).

"We won!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Bedtime story.

'We had to donwsize.'

Essex computer.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"I have dusk free."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

New York Cab

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Restoration Comedy - Closed for Re-Building

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Virginia Woolf.

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"