Eastenders Buff Pillows

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Succession 2

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The Goethe Life.

"Hamlet today"

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Barbara Windsor

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

Reality TV

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Dost thou not know what they sayest about April showers?'

John Toroda and Gregg Wallace

"Now that's reality TV."

CIVICS 101

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'

"Can you offer a positive identification, Sir?"

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"