Eastenders Buff Gifts

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Succession 2

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Piers Morgan.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The Goethe Life.

"Hamlet today"

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Barbara Windsor

Terry Wogan

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

Reality TV

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'NEXT!'

'Dost thou not know what they sayest about April showers?'

"Now that's reality TV."

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'

Ham Actors

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

John Toroda and Gregg Wallace

'Great news, Ma! Judge Judy, Judge Koch, Judge Lane Mills, Judge Brown and Judge Mathis are fighting over trying me on TV!'

"Can you offer a positive identification, Sir?"

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"