Game Show Buff Gifts

Extreme Jeopardy

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Can't Touch This

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Senior Jeopardy!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"