Game Show Buff Mugs

Extreme Jeopardy

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Can't Touch This

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Senior Jeopardy!

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

E=Emcee Squared