Broadcast Buff Mugs

Ham Radio.

"Remember, this is just an experiment."

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Feelings towards radios #9 A radio's grave.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

Rachel Maddow

"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

John Peel

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'Tonight's first story starts with a great, big word that I can't read.'

Clare Balding

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

*And now a special extended edition of the news.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Man sees TV screen: Sorry. But, for legal reasons this extra channel is completely useless.

'Quick, shut everything down! There's a 'licence payer's value for money detector van' outside! '

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'I got a video broadcasting degree with a minor in news reading and a major in perky.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Whoa! I never realized that TV-news readers had abdomens!'

"Apart from cost, new programmes will seriously reduce screening time for repeats..."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

'...And now, the conservative point of view from one of our veteran reporters who only very reluctantly voted for McGovern in 1972....'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'It's going to be a new TV station.'