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Ham Radio.

"Remember, this is just an experiment."

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Feelings towards radios #9 A radio's grave.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

Rachel Maddow

"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."

Danny Baker

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

John Peel

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'Tonight's first story starts with a great, big word that I can't read.'

Clare Balding

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

*And now a special extended edition of the news.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Man sees TV screen: Sorry. But, for legal reasons this extra channel is completely useless.

'Quick, shut everything down! There's a 'licence payer's value for money detector van' outside! '

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'I got a video broadcasting degree with a minor in news reading and a major in perky.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Whoa! I never realized that TV-news readers had abdomens!'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

"Apart from cost, new programmes will seriously reduce screening time for repeats..."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

'...And now, the conservative point of view from one of our veteran reporters who only very reluctantly voted for McGovern in 1972....'