Game Show Geek Gifts

"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."

'Narcissus appears on Blind date'

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Dreams I have had...

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

E=Emcee Squared

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"Give it a whirl!"

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...