Game Show Fan Gifts

"errrm..I think I'll phone a friend."

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'You can have this buyout or what's behind the curtain my secretary is standing in front of.'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Welsh countdown

"Sorry, wrong answer. But thanks for playing."

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'And do you, Betty take Walter...or the mystery box your mother is holding?'

Wheel of Political Fortune.

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

Senior Jeopardy

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

Unemployed person pinning a point on the map for where they want to work.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

101 uses of a dead cat: spinning wheel

'We are too watching a game show. Baseball is a game.'

'At this point you're supposed to enter a plea -- you can't buy a vowel.'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."

"You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely departing gifts for you..."

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

Am I Coming Down With Something?

"If you fits, you sits!"

Wheel of America

"Great! Now you can afford the necessary treatments!"

"Once again, the score is tied."

Tuesdays on ESPN! The iron man national mattress jousting games.