Game Show Aficionados Gifts

"You don't have to answer that."

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

E=Emcee Squared

"And here are today's categories...."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Give it a whirl!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'