Game Show Aficionado Gifts

Pandemic Jeopardy

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Are you ready to play 'Give me a break, I was only human' ?"

Dreams I have had...

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."

"I'll take Weimaraners for $1,000."

"There's no need to respond to every question with 'final answer'."

Are you smarter than a 5th year president?

'He's trying to spell novice and asked if he could buy a vowel,'

"You buzzed so you must answer!"

"Of course, He buzzes in first every turn. We have to follow Him!"

Wheel of Theoretical Mathematics.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Love is when you watch television together.

Can't Touch This

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Senior Jeopardy!

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Succession 2

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"What would you like to watch again?"