Gameshow Aficionado Gifts

'And a final consonant please, Magda.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Love is when you watch television together.

Can't Touch This

Succession 2

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Dreams I have had...

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Can't Touch This

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Animal Actors

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Bette Midler

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"You don't have to answer that."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Good Morning Britain

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."