Gameshow Aficionado Gifts

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Love is when you watch television together.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Dreams I have had...

Succession 2

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Animal Actors

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"You don't have to answer that."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'