Gameshow Fan Gifts

'Will you marry me, or take whoever is behind the curtain?'

We spend one quiet evening reading, and look!

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Applause

Can't Touch This

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You don't have to answer that."

The Mom quiz show

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"Give it a whirl!"

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'