Gameshow Fan Mugs

'Will you marry me, or take whoever is behind the curtain?'

We spend one quiet evening reading, and look!

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Applause

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Can't Touch This

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Clive Anderson

"You don't have to answer that."

Bob Monkhouse

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

The Mom quiz show

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"Give it a whirl!"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.