Game Show Fanatics Gifts

Doctors amusing references to 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' are a little exasperating

Monster game shows.

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"What would you like to watch again?"

Can't Touch This

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

E=Emcee Squared

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Bob Monkhouse

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Vannamania

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.