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"You don't have to answer that."

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

E=Emcee Squared

Can't Touch This

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"And here are today's categories...."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Bob Monkhouse

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Give it a whirl!"

Vannamania

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.