Game Show Lovers Pillows

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

E=Emcee Squared

"What would you like to watch again?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Can't Touch This

"And here are today's categories...."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"You don't have to answer that."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"I spy something blue."

Bob Monkhouse

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Robert the Brucie.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Vannamania

"Give it a whirl!"

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).