Game Show Enthusiasts Pillows

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'My mind's gone blank.'

"Congratulations, Mr. Pettifer - you've got through to the second round..."

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'Celebrity Squaws'

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

E=Emcee Squared

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Can't Touch This

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Bob Monkhouse

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'