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'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'My mind's gone blank.'

"Congratulations, Mr. Pettifer - you've got through to the second round..."

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'Celebrity Squaws'

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Give it a whirl!"

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'